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October 9–11, 2026 · Baja California, Mexico
Overnight Park on Trailmark Way
We will exit the bus and walk through customs and be picked up on the other side. Just bring your passports.
Cash only — bring dollars or pesos as they do not accept card.
Check the itinerary section below for complete details.
We'll be staying at Villa Simul, a stunning boutique hotel nestled in the heart of Valle de Guadalupe wine country. We rented the entire property so only our group will be there. 10 detached casitas overlooking the pool with private ensuite bathrooms and mini fridges, cold a/c with standard hotel amenities. There are also 3 bedrooms in the main house where Amber and Chris will be staying some guests will be staying at as well.
Welcome to the official kickoff of Chris & Amber's 40th Birthday Weekend! The first night at the Villa we'll gather at the main house for a catered dinner before diving headfirst into an evening of outrageous conspiracy theories, questionable evidence, and PowerPoint presentations that absolutely prove... something. Tin foil hats will be provided (and strongly encouraged), so embrace your inner conspiracy theorist and prepare for a night of laughs, drinks, and healthy skepticism. Just remember—the truth is out there... probably.
12:00 pm—Depart on bus from Weston Park
3:00 pm—Check-in at Villa Simul
3:01 pm—Cannon Ball Contest and poolside drinks
7:00 pm—Kick Off Party — Conspiracy Theory Theme
9:00 am—Breakfast at the villa
10:45 am—First stop at Monte Xanic
1:15 pm—Lunch Stop at Bruma Wine Resort
3:30 pm—Pool time & free time at the villa
7:00 pm—The Big Dinner — Finca Altozano
9:00 am—Leisurely morning at the villa
11:00 am—Check-out
11:15 am—Champagne brunch before departure
~3:00 pm—Arrive back in San Diego
Valle de Guadalupe is Mexico's premier wine region — we'll be visiting two incredible wineries on Saturday before sitting down to an unforgettable dinner.
We'll visit Monte Xanic and Bruma Wine Resort on Saturday — two of the valley's most celebrated estates.
Saturday night's dinner is at Finca Altozano, one of the most celebrated open-air restaurants in all of Baja.
@faltozano_valleChris and Amber will have plenty of beer, wine, and spirits waiting at the villa — you won't go thirsty! That said, feel free to bring a personal favorite for the bus ride down or to share with the group. One important note: please leave any recreational marijuana at home. Mexico takes it very seriously at the border and we don't want anything putting a damper on the weekend.
The $600 per person covers transportation, your room at the villa, Friday's kick off dinner, and Saturday's breakfast. Send half to secure your spot ($300 USD per person based on double room occupancy) and reach out to Chris at (909) 455-2976 to pick your casita. Deadline to confirm is July 31st please and thank you.
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October 9–11, 2026 · Valle de Guadalupe, Baja California